Spread the holiday cheer with these festive themed jokes!
Q: What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A: A Holly Davidson!
Q: What did the snowflake say to the fallen leaf?
A: You are so last season.
Q: Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?
A: Because he is so cool!
Q: What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?
A: A pineapple!
Q: What is a lion’s favorite Christmas carol?
A: Jungle Bells.
Q: What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in santa?
A: Rebel without a claus.
Q: What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
A: Claustrophobia!
Q: What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A: A Christmas Quacker!
Q: Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
A: Santa Jaws.
Q: Where does Santa go when he's sick?
A: To the elf centre!
Q: Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
A: They always drop their needles!
Q: Why don't penguins fly?
A: Because they're not tall enough to be pilots!
Q: Did Rudolph go to school?
A: No. He was Elf-taught!
Q: What did the stamp say to the Christmas card?
A: Stick with me and we'll go places!
Q: How does an Eskimo fix his house?
A: Igloos it together.
Q: What kind of music do elves like best?
A: Wrap music.
Q: Why is a foot a good Christmas present?
A: It makes a great stocking filler.
